Flood

There are a lot of things that stink about not having grass in your yard.  

1.  It's dirty

2.  It's boring looking at brown dirt

3.  When the wind blows your face, front porch, window sills and sidewalk get covered in sand

4.  Your children act as though they have a 20,000 sq foot sandbox 

5.  Your kids feet are never clean

6.  Your kids hands are never clean

7.  When it rains, it floods